Beleaguered Tourist Writes Tell-All Memoir

Waldo-01In his new tell-all memoir Leave Me the Hell Alone, beleaguered tourist Waldo writes that he’s tired of people trying to find him.

“Has it ever occurred to you people that I’m trying to blend into my surroundings for a reason?” Waldo asked in a recent press release. “I really, really, really want to be left alone, so please stop trying to find me.”

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