The Time I Agreed to Have Elvis Costello’s Baby

My friend Dan and I went to see Elvis Costello at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, last week. The show was good. Towards the beginning, Elvis, posing as his alter-alter-ego Napoleon Dynamite, invited people onto the stage to spin a giant wheel with a bunch of song titles printed on it. Towards the…Read more The Time I Agreed to Have Elvis Costello’s Baby